Ptolemy Slocum

Ptolemy is an individual, and also a performer. He started doing comedy in DC, writing and performing with a college group called "recess," appearing in a terrible PBS show, and studying "some production" (before dropping out). In New York he's produced a children’s show for HBO, written or performed or directed many many stage shows around the city, and is currently pitching products to you, the viewer (or listener), in the form of commercials. He's also been in Hitch: the movie - and The Wedding Album: the pilot. Ptolemy enjoys food, especially good food, and the eating of food. He lives in the lower east side, and very well may be bald by the end of this year. Please take pictures.